Here's a Tip...

As those of you who went out for dinner Saturday night know, if you plan on having any sort of productive Sunday, you are doing yourself a favor by staying away from Fernando's margaritas.

I don't know exactly what they put into those things, but from what Mike and I deduced, we are pretty sure that it is a mixture of tequila, sour mix and 91 octane premium gasoline. I told myself I wouldn't have more than one because I have been a victim of the citrus dragon before, however I failed to heed my own warning and drank anywhere from 2 to 9 Gasoritas, depending on whose count you believe. The exact number, however, is not important; what is important is that those things get you loopy in a hurry.

I know, I know, you're saying to yourself, Kirk, isn't that a good thing? And yes "loopy in a hurry" is usually a good thing but these are no normal drinks. Mike said he thinks the tequila got stuck to his soul. That is the type of thing that can happen when you are not careful. You don't want any sort of booze stuck to your soul, let alone tequila, therefore I am pleading with all of you that if you ever run into a Gasorita, drink it... but say no to its friends, they are not your amigos.

Or not, I don't care, drink 50 of them. All I'm trying to say is I had a fun time on Saturday. Long live Lang's.


P.S. - I actually watched about 10 minutes of the Rock, Scissors, Paper Championship on Saturday morning and it was as ridiculous and awesome as I hoped.