Officer Coss (believe it or not)

Just want to 'toss it up' to Mr. Cory Coss for graduating The Police Academy this week down in Champaign IL. Cory is most-likely not a regular reader of the Fremonteer, so I'm comfortable letting everyone know that we'll be out in CL this Friday to celebrate this momentous occasion. Its not every day you get a guy who stole his parent's car when he was 14, ran that car into his parent's other car that same night. Called the police himself claiming he didnt crash the car, but that he was jumped by some 'Dirties' and the suspects kicked-in the damaged car before taking-off down the street. It doesnt end there. To add to the validity of his story, Cory punched himself in his own face several times to show bruises from his made-up encounter with the 'dirties'. Seriously. Those stories and more to be discussed on Fri.

Send Cory your congratulations, otherwise next time you're driving through Hebron IL half-baked on your way back from some Lake Geneva booze-cruise, you may need Cory's assistance.