A Festivus for the Rest of Us
There hasn't been a lot of Festivus talk this year, but I am hoping someone volunteers to have a party this year. We will have to drag that old pole out of the crawl space or we can order one from the company mentioned in this article. I'm glad to see that there are a bunch of idiots who celebrate a made up TV holiday and will spend real money on a new aluminium pole. Any, my favorite part is the airing of grievances and I would like to start with a few thinks I want to say to you people:
1. Not nearly enough drinking on everyone's part in the last year. Jelly can't be expected to carry the load for us all.
2. The lack of apartment parties. I haven't layed on a pile of everyone's coats and snapped idiotic pictures in ages.
3. There hasn't been nearly the level of comments that I would have hoped in the past few months on the Fremonteer.
4. The weather in Chicago in the winter sucks.
5. Nobody has given me a gift since my wedding.
6. I can;t even remember that last time Eric got in a fight with a random person.
That is all for now. Merry Christmas and a Happy Festivus.
See you all at the Festivus party at Mike and Ryan's tomorrow 4pm. (Subject to the approval of the committee to throw a Festivus party at Mike and Ryan's)
posted by Kirk @ 1:46 PM
3 Comments:
Sweet, I love parties. I'll be there. Where do these Mike and Ryan characters live?
My Festivas comments...
1. Weather in Chicago sucks for most of the year.
2. I partied more with you guys when I lived 1200 miles away
3. I had more people want to party with me when I lived 1200 miles away (keep the "we never cared about you, only the free stay in South Beach" or the "It wasn't our decision for you to move the burbs and get your wife knocked up" comments to yourselves, it's not very creative).
4. No one is having a good Christmas party and that pisses me off. I have an excuse to not have one.
5. My neighbors never go topless, and while I prefer 25 and perfect, I must settle for 35 and Milfy.
6. The only gifts I get aren't for me, but for our fetus.
7. I can't remember the last time Eric got in a fight.
TL
My grievances:
1. I'm sick for the first time this year, and happen to not be working anyway
2. Everytime I ask the guy at Pizza Ria what's on the veggie pizza, he replies "veggies"
3. It looks as though I will not be visiting Teasers in 2007 (unless we come up with a miracle bachelor party for Tevbot)
4. The fact that people have neighbors out there that go topless and I've never experienced this
5. The fact that there are parties out there like the one ms. Nevada recently attended, and again, something I've never experienced.
6. Crazy women
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