Bald Britney...

So, the nutcase checked herself into rehab. Big shock there.

But the even better story is this. The owner of the salon is selling the hair but the best part is that she is throwing in "the star's leftover Red Bull energy drink and her blue cigarette lighter." the piles of hair on the special website - http://www.buybritneyshair.com/ - is particularly disgusting.

Everyone involved in this (Britney included) should really pat themselves on the back. Nice job all around turning super hot "not that innocent" Britney into the bald bloated chain smoking trash bucket that she has become.

The only one who comes out of this one clean is JT for selling high on that commodity. Get out while the gettin's good. Congrats my man.