Microwave something

Have you ever wanted to microwave something completely random? Well now you can. (I once tried to microwave a full box of ho-hos when I was little, when they still sold them wrapped in tin foil. Mom wasn't too happy about that one. Man, ho-hos are damn good).

I recommend the Christmas lights or the Gummy Worms.

Soprano's Theory

As an admitted Soprano's hater (it insists on itself) I was extremely happy with how pissed off everyone was with the ending. I could feel confident in my choice to abandon the show.

I stopped watching because I spent a whole season of watching nothing happen anyway. If I remember right there was a huge gap of maybe two months in the middle of the season. The only thing that happened was Joey Pants' head got chopped off and stuffed in a bowling bag. That was all that happened the whole season. Then they took a year off so I decided I could better fill my time with cartoons and I am glad I did.

The point of this is that even though I am a hater there are some cool theories about the ending out there and theory by a guy named Bob Harris is one of the coolest that I have seen. If you were pissed off about the ending, read through this article. He really examines it and gives you an ending. Of course he is just guessing but it is really good. He has some disclaimers at the top about feedback he has gotten, but a few paragraphs down he gets into it.

I have to say, I will probably go back and watch the last episode after reading this even though I said I never would. I hope you enjoy, if not you can go choke on it.

You be the judge...

Was that Sparky who ran out on the field last night?!?

ONLY THE CUBS

Tuesday is supposed to be Michael Barrett jersey day at Wrigley, where 100 fans receive an authentic Barrett home jersey. And July 1 is scheduled to be Michael Barrett bobblehead day. Now that Barrett's been traded, what do the Cubs do? Some suggested replacements:

1. Leon Durham glove giveaway day to first 10,000 kids.

2. Mark Prior and Kerry Wood bobblehead day ... with attached medical kit and "Tommy John Surgery Rehabilitation Guide" by Dr. James Andrews.

3. Corey Patterson bobblehead day ... showing him swinging and missing at a curveball eight inches off the plate.

4. Steve Bartman Cubs headphones giveaway day.

5. Dwight Smith/Jerome Walton "Future Stars" bobblehead day.

6. Andre Dawson 1987 MVP commemorative bobblehead, with plaque reading "MVP on a last-place team."

7. Ruben Quevedo jersey day -- extra-large only.

8. Lee Elia bobblehead -- first in a special limited edition run of "Yep, These Were Our Managers," including Don Baylor, Jim Riggleman, Tom Trebelhorn, Joey Amalfitano, Preston Gomez, Herman Franks and, of course, the entire 1961 College of Coaches (Vedie Himsl, Harry Craft, El Tappe, Lou Klein).

9. Steve Trachsel stopwatch day.

10. Dave Kingman/Tommy Lasorda talking bobblehead day.

Only the cubs... on the heels of a tremendous game today and week as a whole I am now going to go strangle myself.

All except the last line plagiarized from ESPN Page 2

Sammy Sosa hit his 600th home run in a Texas Ranger's uniform last night against the Cubs off of Jason Marquis, who was wearing his number 21. Is he a hall of famer? Here is what the guys at ESPN think. Pushpop dissagrees with all of them except for one, I'm with the rest, where do you stand?

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Lou who?

If you haven't seen this before, this tirade makes Lou's dirt kicking look like child's play. This guy is a true artist:

Um.... Amesome

Cicada News:

For those of us who have been looking forward to Brood XIII and live in the city it has been a greatly dissapointing start to the summer. To get your fix you can watch this video. The 2:45 mark is freaking disgusting: