Something while I am preoccupied with the Cubs and the H-Ball

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke."

The bar immediately falls silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke sir, think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bouncer is a blonder girl.
2. The owner is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
3. The lady to your right is blonde and happens to be a professional wrestler
4. The woman next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. I'm a 6ft. 175lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

Now, think about it seriously mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"


The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters:

"No... not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

ZING!