Why have one beer when you can have three?

Usually I reserve this space for something totally ridiculous, but here is something that is well overdue. That's right, it's a keg tap with three hoses instead of one. It almost seems ridiculous that this is not more common.

Why have one hose pouring that little metal barrel when you can have three. Imagine three man keg stands at one time. That would be one race that I can get behind. What could go wrong.

There is even another company here that makes a tri-tapper with a foot pump so you don't have to use your hands to pump the stupid thing. Which again, actually makes way too much sense when you consider that you have to hold the nozzle and hold your glass and then someone else has to pump for you.

In summation, someone has once again, gone and made binge drinking easier and for that, they must be applauded.