Happy Halloween!

Commercial for a Jersey halloween store. Where was this when Bitchsauce was trying to help Jessica think of a costume?

Some humorous comics for your Friday afternoon

Have a good weekend.

Pics of the Ball

Hello all, I hope everyone had a good time last weekend. I know I did.

I'm sorry I am going to miss the festivities this weekend, but Hawaii will have to do I guess. Do people dress up for Halloween in Hawaii? It seems like a foreign country. I know absolutely nothing about it except they had an earthquake a couple of weeks ago and that apparently helicopter rides there are very dangerous. I guess it doesn't matter. We are going to be at a wedding on Saturday so I don't think it will be appropriate to wear my Piper costume there. I'll have to figure something out though.

Anyways, I finally got my pictures together. I removed the ones I took of my crotch, (for those of you who were counting, there were three) but oddly I left in a picture of Jelly's stuffed junk and a sweet pic of Mike's but in red and yellow spandex. Apparently I'm bashful.

Thanks to those of you who could make it, those of you who didn't are dead to me.

Click here for my Halloweiners' Ball pictures. I hope you all enjoy.

From Letterman

The Top 10 Signs a Ballplayer is Cheating:

10. Tested positive for uranium
9. Always asking fans for clean urine
8. After each win, receives congratulatory phone call from BALCO co-founder Victor Conte
7. Name on back of his uniform is "Bonds"
6. You can find him in the clubhouse corking himself
5. Distracts opponents by throwing out the frozen head of Ted Williams
4. Somehow got three RBIs during the seventh-inning stretch
3. You haven't seen someone with that much Vaseline on them since the last Paris Hilton video
2. Pete Rose called him a disgrace to the game
1. His nickname is "Needle Ass"

-- The Late Show with David Letterman

Saki Bomb!

Thanks to everyone who came out to the ball on Saturday. For those of you that didn't, here's a little of what you missed...





More to come I'm sure....

One better.

I hope he comes to the Ball...

Table cameras from our wedding

Hey everybody, I just wanted to thank everybody for taking such great photos with our table cameras. I am fairly sure that the developer wouldn't do the lewd ones because I didn't see one wang in the bunch. Our loss I guess. We'll make the pictures available to everyone soon, but I really wanted to give everyone a sample of the fine photography that went in to capturing that special night.

Like how about this one:

I think that's Marissa and I in the background and that's a nice shot of half of Bitchsauce's head. Beautifully framed.

Or what about this gem:

A great shot of Push Pop's arm. I was wondering what his suit looked like.

And we got a whole roll of these:

I think they look like art. I bet you can't wait to see the rest...

For all you old school fans....

Pushpop is gonna freak out.....

© F. Marches/Photomovie/Retna Ltd.
Wesley Snipes
Wesley Snipes Accused of Tax Fraud
Oct 17, 10:16 AM EST

The Associated Press

WASHINGTON -- Actor Wesley Snipes was indicted Tuesday on eight counts of tax fraud accusing him of trying to cheat the government of $12 million in false refund claims.

Snipes, 44, also failed to file tax returns for six years, according to an indictment unsealed in Tampa, Fla.

Federal prosecutors said that Snipes fraudulently claimed refunds totaling nearly $12 million in 1996 and 1997 on income taxes already paid. The indictment also charged him with failure to file returns between 1999 and 2004.

According to the indictment, Snipes had his taxes prepared by accountants with a history of filing false returns to reap payments for their clients. As part of the deal, the indictment alleges, the firm, American Rights Litigators, would receive 20 percent of refunds from clients.

Snipes faces a maximum of 16 years in prison.

Snipes, who had a home in Windermere, Fla., has not been arrested because authorities don't know where he is, the IRS said.

Bears/Bills Recap

In case you didn't get to see the game last week we have a quick recap of the Bears/Bills game courtesy of Bootsy Collins! I hope this is descriptive enough for you.

For you serious people out there

Beware of the Halloweiner.

Just to get you a little pumped, here is a sneak preview of the shirts for this years Ball. This preview is only available to the loyal readers of the Fremonteer - Halloweiners' Edition. I hope you like it. If not, you can suck it.

What do you think?

Favor for a friend

T-Hicks can't remember how to post so he asked me to post this video for him; it's from when he went to Atlanta this summer and attended his old neighborhood's block party. Enjoy!

I love the Halloweiners' Ball - '02

I want to go back the first Halloweiners' Ball; to when this whole crazy thing started. Some of you may remember that we use to have the Ball at our apartment. The first Ball was actually held at the Rac (3734 N. Racine to you newbie's) when Me, Ryan, Scott, Eric and Matt all lived together.

The date was November 2, 2002. It was after Halloween, probably because we were too lazy to plan ahead but according to the evite the Ball was "after Halloween because we could get the decorations cheap" At the time the Ball was called "The Inaugural 3734 Halloween Ball - brought to you by The Halloweiners". That is quite a long name, no wonder we shortened to the much smoother sounding "Halloweiners' Ball".

The text of the lengthily evite was:

Costumes a must...dress to impress.

It's after Halloween because we could get the decorations cheap, so don't worry about it.

Just in case anyone is wondering who the hell is sending them an invitation to a party this is from Eric ******, Kirk ********, Matt *********, Ryan ******* & Scott *******.

Feel free to bring friends and booze.

Even with that super evite we only had 26 yes responses, but a whole lot more than 26 people showed up that year. The problem is I don't remember a thing about that party and anything I do remember blends into the other ones, so here's where you guys come in. Tell us what you remember about that first year. What did you wear? Who did you come with? What did you do, and what kind of fun did you have? Who did you make out with?

Um...

Yeah, that's right... IT'S INDIAN THRILLER!!!