Dating

The pros and cons of the top five ways to get the ladies....

1. ACOUSTIC GUITAR
Pro: A pretty easy song to play for beginners is "Crash Into Me" by Dave Matthews Band.
Con: The cost of condoms would increase exponentially.

2. MONEY
Pro: You can get any girl no matter what you look like when you're wealthy.
Con: You pretty much just eat pop tarts and Coors.

3. ROOFIE
Pro: Not a huge hit with the ladies?? Let your friend “GHB” be your wingman and look at the tail you pull in!
Con: Highly illegal. Plus you'll get your frat in trouble. Again.

4. KNOWLEDGE
Pro: Any girl who finds knowledge attractive is likely worth dating.
Con: Too bad you're a fucking idiot.

5. GOOD LOOKS
Pro: It is a verifiable fact that beautiful people can get away with whatever they want.
Con: Judging by your face, your dad has Downs’ and your mom is a pug.