Will someone buy me this?

I don't eat a lot of toast, but I might if I had one of these. I wonder what else you could stick through this fancy lookin' thing. Maybe a hotdog, or a cold pizza puff from the night before that you accidently left on your coffee table when you fell asleep watching Braveheart drunk at 4AM. Or, one of those fancy new Taco Bell things that Mongo leaves on your floor when he's in your room with a girl thinking its Mike's room while you're out in your living room throwing an awesome Karaoke party wondering what Mongo is up to...(sorry, got out of hand there - Mongo didnt do that...with the Taco that is).

The possibilies are really limited to hot food that is long and thin, but they seem endless.
Here's where you can get one

Here's another strange contraption that I think requires you to be on acid in order to understand what it's for, and to make sense of the description.