Andre Agassi is a bastard.

I know I'd like to hit Stefi Graf in the face. Andre Agassi got to fulfill my wish when hit his wife in the face with his racket during a charity game. The article is the best. It is written like a CSI episode.

Check out this serious melodrama:

"Agassi held his racket in his left hand. After she was hit, Graf lifted her left hand to her mouth and walked off to the side of the court with Agassi following closely behind her to check on her well-being.

She wiped her mouth with a towel before leaving the stadium for an on-site doctor to administer three stitches to her lip, officials said. It was not clear whether the cut was to the inside or outside of her mouth area."

She got a boo boo on her mouth from Agassi and I expected the article to end with "No one can know whether she will survive." Well I sure she will be fine.

Sorry about the lack of updates. We had a busy week, the Boobs are officially homeowners now. Good stuff.