Fragrant Beer Farts: Game #5 Update

The Farts kept up their unbeaten in getting beaten streak. We also extended our full-game streak to 2 games. Basically we are a softball juggernaut. Our fielding was much improved and would have been flawless if our outfielders where wearing their correct prescriptions. We are still overly excited and jumping on those first pitches. So as the true leader by action that he is, Ricky our star hitter taught us all how to wait on pitches by striking out whilst looking.

Speaking of strikeouts, we now lead the league in K's. In fact, it is almost a certainty that we lead ALL softball leagues this side of the Mississippi in K's. We have a team total of 15. Thanks goes out to Shawn and Phil M. who have puts hours into mastering the art of the strikeout and have really led the team by example in that category.

HUGE CONGRATULATIONS goes out to Phil B., who got his first hit of the season. Way to go Philly! "I am real happy for Philly," said Shawn Gnann after the game. "Me and Phil M. would really like to join Phil B. in getting out of the .000 dog house, but we really need to focus in getting our strikeout numbers up."

Game #6 is at 7pm again next week. We play the Never Nudes, the only other team that hasn't won (unless they did last night). The team we played last night actually had notched 2 wins before us, so don't feel so bad.

Eric "When will this nightmare end" Estela
FBF - GM