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Question:
My girlfriend gives great blow jobs and loves anal sex, but she won't let me give her oral. Although she is 35, she says she is saving that for marriage. She also claims she has never had vaginal intercourse. Is that possible? Whenever I attempt to go around the front, I get shut down. I would like to at least get a look at it. She is a Christian and sometimes even wears a dress to bed. She rolls it up so I can get to her ass. Should I be worried that she has issues?
-R.H., Birmingham, Alabama

Answer:
We'll put this as delicately as we can: You need a vagina to have vaginal intercourse.