Nudist Trampolining

http://www.nudisttrampolining.com/

RC high score of 3058

Enjoy.

Happy Bday JFish

If you see Jellyfish today, wish him a happy birthday. Only 2 more years until the big 30. Gross. If you don't see him today, dont worry...I'm sure he'll be celebrating all weekend long.

Tuesday Fun

Here's a little something fun. I think Jelly will especially like this one.

Click here then type in your name and press enter.

http://www.usedfaqs.com

Sorry, I'm subsitute blogging for Kirk this week as he is very tied-up with that whole getting married thing.

Anyway, check out this site that compiles random Frequently Asked Questions. Just think that there are multiple people out there on these various sites that are asking some of these questions.

A few of my favorites:

Are these foreign brides simply looking for an easy way out of their country?
No, they are simply seeking a good man. If they could find a gentle, loving, decent man in their own country, then there would be no demand for international dating services. But as things stand, the number of foreign brides participating in mail order bride sites continues to grow. This is because good men are hard to find in foreign brides’ own countries. Non-Western men are known to treat women very poorly and are not interested in women as people. Foreign brides only want a secure and happy future and they believe that Western men are capable of providing that.

I want a Jedi costume! Where do I start?
There are many places to get info on Jedi costuming. The first place is to read the first couple of pages on the forum and the FAQ Jedi Links. DO NOT simply post something without checking. It will make you look like a newbie and it will piss off a lot of folks off. The Jedi costume is the most popular costume at this forum and there are an endless number of posts on the subject. Amber’s Jedi Meditation Chamber is one of the best resources on the net for Jedi costuming.

Will I get to meet Barbra Streisand?
No. A meet & greet with Barbra Streisand is not part of this Travel Package.

When the neck fat is liposuctioned what happens to the extra skin?
Depending on the condition and elasticity of the skin, neck skin reshapes itself after the fat is removed. A plastic surgery consultation would be the best way to tell which procedure is correct for you. If the neck skin has lost its elasticity, a minifacelift or neck lift might be a better choice. A patient concerned about excess skin or a “turkey neck” would be better served with a facelift.

http://www.usedfaqs.com/

RyanAir.com

Slow news week, huh? In this down time, I thought you all might like to check out the new full-service airline I've started called RyanAir. Its your basic run-of-the-mill transportation company with regular flights throughout Europe. Ireland, Finland, France, you name it. Although it wasn't easy taking over a company this size. I had to re-evaluate everything from top to bottom. I've even initiated new security screening procedures

Thursday Rap

WHO ARE THESE GUYS???

Bierstube Babes

Some quotes from Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgandy

Sex Panther
Brian Fantana: [about Veronica] I'll give this little cookie an hour before we're doing the no-pants dance. Time to musk up. [opens cologne cabinet]
Ron Burgundy: Wow. Never ceases to amaze me. What cologne you gonna go with? London Gentleman, or wait. No, no, no. Hold on. Blackbeard's Delight.
Brian Fantana: No, she gets a special cologne... It's called Sex Panther by Odeon. It's illegal in nine countries... Yep, it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good.
Ron Burgundy: It's quite pungent.
Brian Fantana: Oh yeah.
Ron Burgundy: It's a formidable scent... It stings the nostrils. In a good way.
Brian Fantana: Yep.
Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time. [cheesy grin]
Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.
Brian Fantana: Well... Let's go see is we can make this little kitty purr. [snarls]

San Diego
Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.
Veronica Corningstone: No, there's no way that's correct.
Ron Burgundy: I'm sorry, I was trying to impress you. I don't know what it means. I'll be honest, I don't think anyone knows what it means anymore. Scholars maintain that the translation was lost hundreds of years ago.
Veronica Corningstone: Doesn't it mean Saint Diego?
Ron Burgundy: No. No.
Veronica Corningstone: No, that's - that's what it means. Really.
Ron Burgundy: Agree to disagree.


No. 2 News Team
Champ Kind: What's this?
Wes Mantooth: Well, well, well, Ron Burgundy and the Channel 4 News Team.
Ron Burgundy: Hello, Wes Mantooth, Hello, Evening News team.
Wes Mantooth: Nice clothes, gentlemen. I didn't know that the Salvation Army was having a sale. Am I right? Am I right? Look at these guys.
Brick Tamland: Hey. Where did you get those clothes? At the toilet store?
Wes Mantooth: What are you doing on our stations turf, Burgundy? You're about to get a serious beat down.
Champ Kind: I will smash your face into a car windshield, and then take your mother Dorothy Mantooth out for a nice seafood dinner and never call her again.
Wes Mantooth: Dorothy Mantooth is a saint. You understand me? Dorothy Mantooth is a saint.
Ron Burgundy: Hey leave the mothers out of this. It's unnecessary. Besides, I'm sure Wes here is just upset about finishing second in the ratings again.
Wes Mantooth: That's completely uncalled for, Burgundy. You know those rating systems are flawed. They don't take in account houses that have... uh... more than two television sets... and other things of that nature.
Ron Burgundy: I guess I have to take you at your word, No.2. You have a great day, fellas, we'll see you around the bend.
Wes Mantooth: Son of a bitch.

Pants Party
Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: [while coughing] Cough. Look over here.
Brick Tamland: Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No. Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Let's go. [runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right. I'm all right.

Loser? You be the Judge.

I don't think you want any part of this article written about you at any time of your life. First, some lady breaks into Screech's hotel room and grabs "some video games." WHAT???? Grabs some video games, I don't even know what that means.

If you want some of Screech's stuff wouldn't you try to steal his new "I Dustin Diamond, not Screech!" goatee? I think maybe the lady didn't give a shit that it was Screech and she was just trying to get some games.

I also love the fact that the article lets you that he is selling T-shirts with his face on them so save his home from foreclosure. I don't know what's sadder, that he's selling the shirts or that it is apparently not working. this article gives you a little more background on the t-shirts with the hilariously sad detail that they had to add three "e"s to Screeech to avoid copywrite law.

Maybe I'll do the same thing. I am collecting donations as of this minute to "Send the Boob to Jamaica". These funds will benefit me and The First Boob. Thanks for your time.

Why have one beer when you can have three?

Usually I reserve this space for something totally ridiculous, but here is something that is well overdue. That's right, it's a keg tap with three hoses instead of one. It almost seems ridiculous that this is not more common.

Why have one hose pouring that little metal barrel when you can have three. Imagine three man keg stands at one time. That would be one race that I can get behind. What could go wrong.

There is even another company here that makes a tri-tapper with a foot pump so you don't have to use your hands to pump the stupid thing. Which again, actually makes way too much sense when you consider that you have to hold the nozzle and hold your glass and then someone else has to pump for you.

In summation, someone has once again, gone and made binge drinking easier and for that, they must be applauded.

Bad day for Superman

Watch out. The Easter Bunny Hates you!

That Girl Emily

This is some background on that billboard Eric posted the other day (that he also altered)

Oh my god, is that a Boob!?!

Sorry for my recent lack of postings and congratulations to Eric for his first post, it was a good one.

Anyways, the quotes in this article are hilarious.

The basic gist is that some free magazine made this picture their cover, and a bunch of ladies are freaking out over a little side boob. I think it is tasteful and classy. I'm would even bet that Peter Griffin might include this picture on the Peter Griffin Side Boob Hour.

Here is one of my favorites - "I was offended and it made my husband very uncomfortable when I left the magazine on the coffee table." If you were so offended lady, why did you put it on your coffee table?

That could just as well be a but or an elbow, but it's not... its a boob and there is nothing wrong with that in my book. But to this lady it is something terrible.

Another reader said she was "horrified" when she received the magazine and hoped that her husband hadn't laid eyes on it. It cracks me up that she hopes her husband hadn't seen it yet. Oh no, he might be scarred for life. I bet her husband has a box of porn that would put Jer's Dad to shame and a life time subscription to bangbus.com.

This one is well worth the read.

HAPPY BURFDAY, SARAH!

Today's birthday holla goes to Sarah Suzanne Young (aka "Skittles" or "Pink Belly"). If you see Sarah today (or see her on IM), holla back and wish the little angel a happy birthday!!! :)