Loser? You be the Judge.

I don't think you want any part of this article written about you at any time of your life. First, some lady breaks into Screech's hotel room and grabs "some video games." WHAT???? Grabs some video games, I don't even know what that means.

If you want some of Screech's stuff wouldn't you try to steal his new "I Dustin Diamond, not Screech!" goatee? I think maybe the lady didn't give a shit that it was Screech and she was just trying to get some games.

I also love the fact that the article lets you that he is selling T-shirts with his face on them so save his home from foreclosure. I don't know what's sadder, that he's selling the shirts or that it is apparently not working. this article gives you a little more background on the t-shirts with the hilariously sad detail that they had to add three "e"s to Screeech to avoid copywrite law.

Maybe I'll do the same thing. I am collecting donations as of this minute to "Send the Boob to Jamaica". These funds will benefit me and The First Boob. Thanks for your time.