First Annual Fremont Scavenger Hunt

Items to be Scavanged:

1. Cut-Offs (points awarded on .5 to 150 scale based on shortness, frayedness, and all around awesomeness):
One pair of worn, blue jeans cut-offs (extra points if harvested from a neighboring boat on the sand bar in Partridge lake) (extra-extra points if harvested while subject cut-offs are still being worn) (extra-extra-extra points if harvested from a dude who is built like a pregnant lady).

2. Breathalyzer Test (3 points):
Get a breathalyzer test registering your drunkatude following a night of drinking and carousing; follow-up test with complaints about how you are clearly drunker than the stupid numbers are showing.

3. Fremont Avenue 4th of July Parade (0 points, this is your civic duty as an American / points awarded however based on degree of nudity and unnecessary loudness):
Following Breathalyzer Test perform Fremont Avenue Parade, waving flags and celebrating our country. Nudity optional as noted above.

4. Canadian Flag Tattoo (Temporary: 1 point / Real: 15 points):
Get a giant Canadian flag tattoo on your calf to match our wonderful host’s tat. Show Mrs. Marston tattoo and request free room because you two are like twins, eh!

5. Bathroom Door (a hug from Celine):
Ensure each cabin has a fully working floor to ceiling door installed on the bathroom. Such activity will ensure everyone can enjoy “cooling off” in peace.

6. Cool Off in Partridge Lake (2 points):
Hop in the water up to your waist to cover your shame and enjoy a nice pee surrounded by friends and onlookers.

7. 2lb Marilyn Monroe Burger (8 points):
Entire burger must be transported from restaurant inside stomach. Chewed burger may not be carried in pants pockets.

8. Web Footer (-5 points):
Entice member of the Web Footers to come to Wolf Ridge Cottages to convince at least five Fremonteers (besides Carrie P.) to watch Web Footers in action.

9. 30 pack Busch Light (1/5 point per can):
This is just good common sense people.

10. Red Snapper (37 points):
Hooking the elusive Red Snapper guarantees victory for this hunt. Possession of the deed is required, so closing must occur prior to victory.

11. Mark’s stash (0 points, this is its own reward):
He’s wily so pretend you want to have a look at his tape collection and snag it while he struggles with the zipper.

12. Join Fremont Fire Department (Tim C.: 0 points / Anyone else: 10 points):
The Fire Dept. force is entirely volunteer. They are located on Waupaca Street. Come on everybody, lets help this little town out.

Please feel free to comment and add additional items to the list, as your input is valuable to creating a truly great hunt.